Bank of UnAmerica…

•January 14, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Last week I began trying to resolve a very serious issue that began when BofA made an error with regard to the management of the account I hold with them.  In trying to resolve this issue; this is what I learned:

1) Their escalation procedure is a joke.  244hrs to resolve an issue requiring a simple credit is unacceptable.

2) Their customer service centers are located in numerous cities throughout the U.S.  Over the course of the week, I spoke with 8 Customer Service Reps, 2 Managers, 1 Team Lead and 3 Payment Reserach Representatives and not one of them knew any of the others.

3) Don’t assume that if they debit money from one of your accounts that they’ll know how to credit it back.

4) If you try to circumvent their phone tree by continually saying “Representative”, eventually the automated voice almost sounds agitated when answering you.

5) Nobody there has a last name or the ability to “call out.”  Three people promised to call me back, but…And they can’t IM each other.

6) They expect payment immediately, but when they owe you, they can take up to thirty days to send you a bank check. 

Also, they don’t admit mistakes! 

*Although the only reason I got confirmation that my issue was resolved was when a customer service rep accidentally transposed a phone number that led to the very person I needed to speak with.

The formal Letters…

•January 7, 2010 • Leave a Comment

The beginning of a new decade…

fL: J Paul, what do you expect from Holmgren in the first 100 days? – Shawn T., Akron, OH.

JP: We are going to see three things in the first 100 days of the Holmgren regime: 1) A vote of confidence given to Eric Mangini with the understanding that he is there to coach and develop the players Holmgren gives him. 2) A focus on defense in the draft. Watch for a safety to be taken early. 3) Brady Quinn given the starting QB job from the outset with a quality veteran brought in to mentor him. These three things in themselves will hopefully right the ship and allow us to be very competitive in 2010.

fL: Alabama vs. Texas tonight. Who do you see taking home the title? – Marcus Lynch., San Antonio, TX

JP: Marcus, mark it down. Alabama. As thrilling as the last title game featuring the Longhorns will be as much of a dud as this one will be. Colt McCoy will fall apart and the Tide will have all the answers for the elusive and highly overrated Shipley. By the end of the third quarter most texans will be fleeing for the doors.

fL: Which season premiere are you looking forward to more, Idol or 24? – Alison Marsh., Winston-Salem, NC.

JP: I never thought I would say this, but I am looking forward to Idol. With Paula gone, I think the judge dynamic will be better. There will be more thoughtful critiques and an overall better musical education provided to the public. I want to get excited for another season of 24 but I think the show can only jump the shark now. We will see.

Writer’s note: One thing that has been on my mind lately is how Rachel Bilson, Mila Kunis and Leighton Meester could actually be the same girl. Is it just me or does it seem like they are all interchangeable?   Also, can someone making a television drama somehow find a way to bring Marisol Nichols and Sarah Shahi onboard?  Work with me people, I’m very serious about this.

Obama and democracy…

•January 6, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Well, this may not be the first instance of this, but when Obama was elected the hope was this type of thing would cease.  But, with his popularity waning and his legacy hanging in the balance…what could we expect. 

Stamping his hold on the title “Worst President Ever” – “Darkness reigns:”

The Dog Days of Vacation…

•December 28, 2009 • Leave a Comment

It’s good to have time off from work.  It is important to take time to re-energize.  While I do that, here are some thoughts on recent events:

1) Christmas Day Terror Plot: The system failed.  This could have been prevented.  Also, this isn’t an isolated incident, but a greater conspiracy rooted in Islamic beliefs concerning jihad.  Time for the US to wake up.

2) Urban Meyer:  I believe he had it right when he said he would resign.  His “leave of absence” is nothing more than him running from his health issues (denial) and making prideful decisions regarding his work at Florida.  This seems like a decision he is taking lightly.

3) Alias: Watching Season1 and 2 over the break.  Love it this second time around.  A brilliant show.  (As I’ve said before, time to create a show about a young Jack Bristow.  Talk about a great character!)

4) NFL Coaching Carousel: I think Tampa Bay would be making a grave mistake giving up on Raheem Morris.  He needs three years to turn that team around and polish his style.  I think he will be a good one.  I just hope they resolve to stick with him.

Keep tuning in.  The thoughts will keep coming.  Enjoy Capital One Bowl Week.  It’s just heating up.

Merry Christmas, Rifqa Bary…

•December 24, 2009 • Leave a Comment

On the eve of the day we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, the Son of God and Savior of this fallen world, the saga of Rifqa Bary continues.  But, as she suffers because of her acceptance of Jesus, at the expense of Islam’s idolotrous cult of evil, we must pray that those working to legally bring her crises to an end have the strenght to stand agains Sharia law.  May the Lord bless you and keep you Rifqa, we are praying for you.

The Saga Continues

Holmgren In, Quinn Out…

•December 22, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Yes, it’s official.  Mike Holmgren is the new team president of the Cleveland Browns.  This is huge news and will surely ignite the fire of fans everywhere who are relying on him to turn this thing around.  He has a number of challenges coming in.  The biggest. deciding what to do with Mangini and how to best handle the draft.  Once those are made, the rebuilding can begin.

In Sunday’s victory over the Chiefs, Brady Quinn suffered a season ending foot injury.  Questions about his durability must be answered.  Unfortunately, with all the other needs this team has, quarterback becomes a huge issue that has to be dealt with.  Depending on his ability to recover, we may be seeing a new quarterback from Notre Dame wearing orange and brown.

Tiger by his Tail…

•December 9, 2009 • Leave a Comment

9..10…11 women who eagerly joined Tiger Woods in sexual trysts despite the fact he was married.  But, if the vow means nothing to him, why should it mean anything to anyone else?

The hard truth is that the public was offered a bill of goods that was nothing but lies.  Oddly enough, one man was never fooled…just never really embraced because the media wanted to tell a different story.  But, here was Tiger back in 1997 “The Man. Amen.”

The list goes on and on though.  Michael Jordan, Shawn Kemp, Kobe…Tiger Woods…athletes that know no bounds when it comes to infidelity.  Men with power, money and the ability to make many people very rich.  What woman would say “No” to them?

Many people knew Tiger very early on.  The stories, the jokes, his desire to “chase tail”.  Can Elin honestly say she didn’t know what she was getting into?  Not to let Tiger off the hook.  He is the most despicable of men.  Trading in the love and trust of his wife for the company of adultresses!  No, he gets no pass here.

In the end, everything unravels.  Tiger has unraveled.  God help us all.

The Rifqa Bary Saga…

•December 3, 2009 • 1 Comment

For those of you praying for and keeping up with the story of Rifqa Bary, the Christian convert from Islam who fled to Florida to escape a hostile family environment, the story still isn’t over. 

Rifqa Bary in Solitary Confinement

Sportsman of the Year…

•December 1, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Hey, you guys remember when A-Rod, coming off of hip surgery, almost single handedly put the Yankees on his back and helped them to win the team’s 27th World Series championship and Derek Jeter won the Sportsman of the Year award?

Yeah, that was awesome.

Jeter Named SI Sportsman of Year

It has to be said…

•November 30, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I have lost all faith in the Cleveland Browns organization.  I have been so upset by this team’s inability to compete that I can’t even play with these guys on Madden 10.  I am ready to throw in the towel.  I can only suggest the following before the people of Cleveland demand the NFL to move this team to L.A.

1) Whatever it takes; hire Mike Holmgren

2) Whatever it takes; fire Eric Mangini

3) Bring in a young coach with a desire to win and the ability to leave a lasting legacy.

4) Do what it takes in the draft and free agency to become a running team. 

5) Switch back to the 4-3 defense.  Upgrade the pass rush and secondary.   

6) Get rid of the Brown pants.